PROJECTASTRIAL

You mattress dweller you.. get out of YOUR world and step into mine for a change ey ? I mean why not cuz besides-- there's so much to see B) or don't what fucking EVERR

if you did actually come here to die inside you are beyond my help..... you- starfucker you.. My- OWRRR, ahem- collective database is quitee simple, hah not on a whim, just what we do here.... or what we wanna do ;0

• dreamy girls with galatic eyes.. bonus points if they bite mwahah
• SPacE exPLorAIShUNn1!!111!!!
• after all our mission is to escape KATONIIAAA (we need all the help we can get >:')
• find other celestial beings who complete usUHHhh cuz tf nawt yk
• clone our own- ERM.. rocketship cuz we donut have one yet how embrassing..!! no rocket no RIDE... unless someone would be kind enough to hand me a ticket.. lol
• find a way to talk to Suzie Q, she seems.. nice
And so do you... if you've come this far u must be intrigued...stay for da trip I'm FUN-ish/you decide

NOW THAT YOU KNOW OUR MISSION

It's time we know yours..

• U got sent here by Negative NanC..gotduyum proxies......
• Not met your maker... and don't ever want to.. tf are ya doin den ??
• Ur name is Stewert Pidd.. cuz GRWOSS! kidding??
• Haven't seen both sides of the galaxy.. come back when ya do.. this mission is not for Lay Z Susanz or Plain Janez- LAWL! bc what do i look like to you? do u imagine fuckin papa smurf on stardust as a tripsitter? goofy ahh loads 10 marsh mellows I DIDN'T ASK FOR S'MOREZ
• untangle the barbed wires on ur eyes.. If ur just a Silly Billy that is... this is a test.....